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Are You Intelligent?
Have you ever wanted to know if you're intelligent? Intelligent people are more successful and better in bed. Stupid people work at McDonald's. Take this test, if you have enough time between partying and working three jobs.
What Is Your Sexuality?
Are you afraid that you might be a homosexual? We may be able to shed some light on your private matters! Homosexuals have sex with members of their own sex. If you're a homosexual, you need to know about it! Take our quiz today — it could change your life.
Are You a Geek?
You might be a geek if you: have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend, spend all your time in front of your computer, wear glasses, and live in your parents' basement. Wouldn't you like to know so that you can brag to your friends? Oh, wait, you have none. Take our quiz today to find out just how geeky you truly are.
How Will You Die?
Alcohol poisoning, heart attack, suicide, murder, accident, etc. There are a lot of ways to die. How will you end up dying? You need to know, so take this quiz today. Tomorrow may never come.
Are You Sexy?
When you walk down the street, do all the men/women stare? Do they begin laughing a few seconds later? Do you often hear the phrase "I'd hit that" followed by "with a bat"? The question is, are you sexy? The answer could depress you.
Which Video Game Console Are You?
Oy, the console wars! In the latest generation, the three big names in video games are duking it out again. This time around, each offering is quite a bit different than the others. So how do you know which one fits your personality? By taking our quiz, of course!
What Meat Are You?
Imagine if you were butchered and served up in some fine person's meal. Ignoring the fact that you'd be dead, try to think about what impressions the person feasting upon you might have. Would you be a tender, juicy steak? Would you taste just like chicken? Now you can find out.
How Perfect Is Your Life?
Are you happy with your life? Does your life suck? We figured. Chances are that your life is pretty darn good. If you can quit your whining for long enough, take our quiz and we'll tell you just how good it is.
Which iPod Are You?
Ah yes, the iPod. It's the music player everybody has to have. But most people don't know that each incarnation of the iPod has a totally unique personality all its own. Yes, that's right. Additionally, studies have shown that people with the wrong iPod are destined to lives of sadness, expressed through an addiction to emo tunes. Unless you just want to cry emo tears of sadness on your bank-breaking device, you'd better take our quiz.
Will You Be Rich?
Do you want to be the next Bill Gates? Of course you do. But will you be the next Bill Gates? Fortunately, we can tell you. Take our quiz and reveal your financial future.
What Is Your TRUE Sign?
The signs of the Zodiac... one for each month of the year. If you were born in late August, you're destined to die a virgin. If you were born in early March, you absolutely love to eat fish. Or not. Indeed, how can merely the month of your escape from that wretched woman's womb describe so much about you? Few people know that the positions of the stars in the hundreds of alternate universes that surround our planet all play a huge role in describing people's personalities. Even fewer know that a special set of questions can determine the exact position of every last one of these stars at the very nanosecond of your birth. So what sign are you really? Take our quiz to find out.