Have you ever wanted to know if you're intelligent? Intelligent people are more successful and better in bed. Stupid people work at McDonald's. Take this test, if you have enough time between partying and working three jobs.
1. How do you spend your time?
Hanging out
Using MySpace or similar service
Reading
Playing games
Something else
2. Do you often feel confused?
Yes
No
Huh?
3. What is your opinion of school?
Hate it
Love it, because I get to socialize
Love it, because I love learning
Hate it, because I love learning
4. Do you feel like you lack control?
Yes
No
5. Have you gone to college?
No, and I don't want to
No, but I plan to
Yes, I am currently attending
Yes, I have graduated
6. Do you think you know everything?
Yes
No
7. If a magic genie were to grant you only one wish, what would you wish for?
Money
Wisdom
Lots of hot men or women
More wishes
8. Do you spend a considerable amount of time looking at and talking about attractive people?
It's all I do
Yes, occasionally
No, it's pointless
9. What is Chicken of the Sea?
Chicken
Beef
Tuna
I don't know
10. If you take two apples from three apples, how many do you have?
One
Two
Three
Four
I don't know
11. Which of these countries is not in Europe?
Denmark
Portugal
Angola
Liechtenstein
12. Do you have problems with viruses and spyware on your computer?
Yes, constantly
Only a few times
No, never
I don't have a computer
13. Which of these televison shows do you like?
Laguna Beach
Pimp My Ride
The OC
American Idol
The Andy Milonakis Show
14. Do you forward emails that promise that things will happen if they're forwarded enough times?
Yes, often
No, but I used to
No, I'm not stupid
15. Have you ever done something very dangerous to impress your friends?
Yes, and the video is now available on the Internet
Yes, but I didn't hurt myself
No, but I've seriously considered it
No, and I never will
