When you walk down the street, do all the men/women stare? Do they begin laughing a few seconds later? Do you often hear the phrase "I'd hit that" followed by "with a bat"? The question is, are you sexy? The answer could depress you.
1. What's your gender? Don't worry--we don't think this means anything in and of itself. In fact, we're all bisexual, but you probably didn't want to know that.
2. Do you wear glasses?
Yes, for reading
Yes, an average size
Yes, huge ones
3. How do you like to dress?
Casually, but tastefully
As inexpensively as possible
4. Where do you have hair?
5. Do you keep your hair well-groomed?
Not at all
I have none
6. Have any piercings?
Somewhere the sun doesn't shine
7. Are you an "innie" or an "outie"?
I had my belly button surgically removed
8. Do you use makeup, eyeshadow or mascara?
Yes, a little
Yes, a lot
No, I don't need it
No, I'm too lazy
No, I can't afford it
9. How much acne do you have?
Just a little
A lot, on my face
A lot, on my face and other places
10. Did you have braces?
No, I didn't need them
No, I couldn't afford them
Yes, my teeth are straight now
Yes, my teeth will be straight soon
11. Did you ever go trick-or-treating without a costume and receive compliments on your costume?
12. When you have sex, does your partner insist that you be on bottom?
I've not had sex yet
No, but I like being on bottom
Yes, he or she likes being on top
Yes, he or she demands it
13. ...When you refused to be on bottom, did your partner live to tell the story?
Yes, of course
Yes, by some miracle
He or she dumped me and told everyone
I know better than to refuse
14. How often do others mistake you for the opposite sex?
It happens sometimes
15. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
No, but I want it
16. Ever broken a chair when sitting down?
17. ...Was the chair you broke actually two or more chairs?
18. How are your experiences at the gym?
Energizing and fun
It's pretty tough
I don't go to the gym; I keep myself fit
I don't go to the gym; I wouldn't dare
19. Self-confidence is important. So, finally, how sexy do you believe you are?
Not so great