| Who the hell would ask that? LONGEST NONSENSE SURVEY YET!! |
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| Do you prefer day or night? | |
| Does the light from your alarm clock bother you? | |
| Do you drink from a straw? | |
| Do you prefer cold or warm sheets? | |
| Do you hog the remote? | |
| Have you ever spanked anyone during sex? | |
| Have you ever spanked yourself during sex? | |
| Do you like ice in your soda? | |
| If you ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds, what would be on it? | |
| Have you ever eaten snow? | |
| When you call someone, do you say "What's Up?" | |
| Do you like people sitting on your bed pillows? | |
| If drop and break something in a store, do you slide the peices under the shelf with your foot? | |
| If you are a girl, have you ever flashed anyone? | |
| If you are a guy, have you ever rubbed your penis on something before you gave it to someone? | |
| What side of the bed do you sleep on? | |
| Do you have to face the door when you're in a restraunt? | |
| If the check is $22. 76 at a restraunt and the waitress refilled your drinks twice, how much of a tip would you leave? | |
| Do you think children should be aloud to play tag on the playground at school? | |
| Have you ever snuck alcohol into a concert or something like it? | |
| Do you like having your feet rubbed? | |
| What's your favorite dirty word? | |
| Do you talk filthy in bed? | |
| Do you dream of having a sex slave? | |
| Would your slave be male or female? | |
| What would be the first thing you would do to him/her? | |
| Would you share your slave? | |
| Do you like plaid or polka dot? | |
| Glass or plastic? | |
| Have you ever owned leather pants? | |
| Have you ever been shot with a paintball gun? | |
| Would you volunteer to be shot for $20? | |
| $50? | |
| Would you do just about anything for a million dollars? | |
| If you were on Fear Factor, would you rather chew boiled reindeer balls, or eat a live cockroach? | |
| If you had the perfect body, would you be a slut? | |
| Have you ever held a human liver in your hands? | |
| a lung? | |
| Have you ever been night fishing? | |
| do you fish with chicken liver or nightcrawlers? | |
| Can you see the drywall seams in your wall? | |
| Have you ever peed in a cup because you were too lazy to make it to the toliet? | |
| Have you ever hotboxed your mom's car? | |
| Do you use bleach on your whites? | |
| Do you keep your washer fluid filled up in the car? | |
| Have you ever wiped a booger on the wall? | |
| Do you grind your teeth at night? | |
| Has the doctor ever had his/her fingers inside you? | |
| carpet or hardwood? | |
| cotton or polyester? | |
| Tom or Jerry? | |
| gold or silver? | |
| pens or pencils? | |
| Have you ever had a panic attack? | |
| Do you prefer cloth or paper napkins? | |
| bold, primary, or pastel colors? | |
| Did Bush lie about the WMD's? | |
| Do you fantasize about being the next American Idol? | |
| Do you believe this "Once you go black, you never go back?" | |
| Does size matter? | |
| Have you ever kissed someone with a cold sore? | |
| Do you smell the clothes on the floor to see if they are dirty? | |
| Do you wear the same underwear for more than one day? | |
| Do you know who Patrick Duffy is? | |
| Are you aware that the smell of your mate's underarm is soothing and comforting because of pheremones? | |
| Do you like that smell? | |
| Does that make you curious? | |
| Have you ever tried to cast a spell? | |
| Have you ever painted your nails black? | |
| When you do dishes, you use use a rag, a sponge, or a brush? | |
| Worn braces? | |
| Had a root canal? | |
| What does the red dot on a Hindu's forehead mean? | |
| Do you believe in pre-martial sex? | |
| Should kids be alowed to play violent video games? | |
| Do you like the cops? | |
| How many speeding tickets have you gotten? | |
| Do you turn off your car stereo before turning off the car? | |
| Do you have an inner trunk release? | |
| Have you ever almost been kidnapped? | |
| Do you believe in poltergeists? | |
| Is the Exorcist a true story? | |
| Do you prefer opaque or thin mini blinds? | |
| hot or cold? | |
| Do you eat.....anchovies? | |
| cream of wheat? | |
| black walnut ice cream? | |
| Jiff peanut butter? | |
| high fructose corn syrup? | |
| plantanes? | |
| Have you ever tried pet food? | |
| Is your skin dry? | |
| oily? | |
| Do you pluck or wax your eyebrows? | |
| Are you worried the draft is going to be brought back? | |
| If it was, would you be for dodging it? | |
| Have you ever used Magic Shaving Powder? | |
| What is your favorite font? | |
| Ford or Chevy? | |
| Are you a Tom Cruise fan? | |
| If you are a girl, would you take an opportunity to dyke out with Angelina Jolie? | |
| If you are a guy, would you take the opportunity to be with Brad Pitt? | |
| Even if no one would ever find out about it? | |
| Did you ever play Super Mario Bros 2? | |
| white or wheat? | |
| sausage or bacon? | |
| pancakes or waffles? | |
| chocolate or white milk? | |
| Have you ever drunk strawberry milk? | |
| Are you a bad ass? | |
| Have you ever bent over and farted? | |
| Sneezed and peed? | |
| Had a stomach virus with it coming out both ends? | |
| Which end do you put over the toliet? | |
| What would you name a boy? | |
| What would you name a girl? | |
| Are people born gay or is it a choice? | |
| cans or bottles? | |
| paper or plastic? | |
| dill or sweet? | |
| up or down hill? | |
| What movie made you cry the most? | |
| Funniest move ever seen? | |
| short or long sleeves? | |
| Have you ever owned hightops? | |
| Have you ever worn white shoes with black socks? | |
| ...black shoes with white socks? | |
| Favorite flavor of Wrigley's gum? | |
| Dark or milk chocolate? | |
| Do you scrape off extra icing or lick the knife for more? | |
| Do you ever read the newspaper? | |
| Can you cross your eyes? | |
| Do you floss? | |
| Do you prefer blonde or brunette? | |
| Do you give the finger if someone cuts you off? | |
| Are you capable of murder? | |
| Is the only thing stopping you from it an episode of CSI? | |
| Have you ever eaten White Castles? | |
| buttons or snaps? | |
| gas, electric, or oil heat? | |
| do you run the AC in April? | |
| August? | |
| Do you think the Santas at the mall are possible child molesters? | |
| Do you grab the handle or the bottom of the cabinet door? | |
| dark or blonde wood? | |
| Did Lee Harvey Ozwald kill JFk? | |
| Where is Jimmy Hoffa? | |
| Should you be able to be found guilty of murder if there is no body? | |
| Do you take two steps at a time? | |
| Do you know what St. John the Conquerer root is? | |
| Do people become angels when they die? | |
| or are angels a seperate race of people created by God? | |
| Would you own a clear shower curtain? | |
| Are there secrets in your underwear drawer? | |
| What would we find in your nightstand? | |
| twin, full, queen, or king bed? | |
| Do you clear your recent calls from your phone? | |
| Do you clear your search history? | |
| Who is Bob Sagget? | |
| Do you think he's funny? | |
| Would you date someone who collected Star Wars cookie jars? | |
| Have you ever broken out into hives? | |
| If cats are dogs and dogs are cats, then what is a mouse? | |
| How long can you go without water before dying? | |
| Is there a "right" way to slit your wrists? | |
| How many pairs of shoes do you own? | |
| Does it hurt more when your mom does your hair than anyone else? | |
| Do you drink milk? | |
| What is your blood type? | |
| Does heart disease run in your family? | |
| Should sex offenders be allowed to live 1000 feet from a school? | |
| If someone gets caught with a joint, should they go to jail? | |
| Do you dust your ceiling fan? | |
| Do you vaccum in the little crack between the wall and carpet? | |
| Was Jesus married? | |
| Have you ever met someone from the internet just for sex? | |
| Have you ever masterbated to a porno? | |
| rope or cord? | |
| cuffs or candy? | |
| Do you celebrate Sweetest Day? | |
| When is it anyways? | |
| Can girls ejaculate? | |
| If you hold your pee too long, will your bladder explode? | |
| Who was the 23rd president of the U.S.? | |
| ultimate fighting or boxing? | |
| Is love a noun or a verb? | |
| Do you talk to strangers? | |
| Do you like to snuggle? | |
| What position do you sleep in? | |
| With how many pillows? | |
| Are they firm or soft? | |
| down fill or not? | |
| How do you feel about spooning? | |
| Would you be pissed if your significant other spooned with someone else? | |
| Is sleeping with someone sometimes as good as having sex with them? | |
| Is it possible to become a virgin again? | |
| Is a blow job considered sex? | |
| If you take it up the butt, are you still a virgin? | |
| Did Bush cheat to win in 2004? | |
| Do you know anyone who looks like Ross Pero? | |
| What is the sexiest thing about Michael Jackson? | |
| Janet Reno? | |
| What was your SAT score? | |
| If you won $250 million what would be the first thing you'd buy? | |
| Have you ever been to therapy? | |
| Have you ever read someone's diary? | |
| What did it say? | |
| Did you tell anyone? | |
| Have you ever used anyone else's sex toys without them knowing about it? | |
| Did you clean them off afterwards? | |
| Are you shaved, trimmed, or not? | |
| Does baldness run in your family? | |
| For tha girls: Have you ever called your man "daddy" during sex? | |
| Are you nearsighted? | |
| farsighted? | |
| colorblind? | |
| Do you sleep with the radio on? | |
| What's playing on it? | |
| Do you need white nose to sleep, such as a fan blowing? | |
| Do you let dogs sniff your crotch? | |
| Does your bottom fitted sheet constantly come loose from the corner? | |
| If you could be the King of America for one day, what three things would you permanantly change? | |
| I gave you $50,000 to spend at only one store of your choice, what store would it be? | |
| Was that O.J.'s glove? | |
| Have you ever fantasized about a family member? | |
| Alaska or Florida? | |
| Clinton or Reagan? | |
| Strawberry Shortcake or Rainbow Brite? | |
| Would you wear one of those costumes? | |
| Are you a sadist? | |
| a masochist? | |
| Could you ever sell your body for money? | |
| Have you ever? | |
| apartment or house? | |
| How do you feel about overhead lighting? | |
| bare light bulbs? | |
| people that tie the bottoms of their curtains in knots? | |
| people who smoke Black N Milds? | |
| white people who wear grills? | |
| Does it bother you that all the polar bears are dying? | |
| Have you ever had sex over a fallen tree in the woods? | |
| What are five words to describe the room you are typing in? | |
| What are six words to describe how you will feel after your next self-induced orgasm? | |
| Have you ever made out with your pillow after the age of 13? | |
| Please list the dumbest question from this survey.... | |
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